Buy Grease Monkey Seeds
Grease Monkey is an intriguing autoflowering hybrid that combines the hearty flavors of pine and gas with the convenience of a quick grow cycle. Its genetics of Grease Monkey crossed with EZBake AF create a cultivar that’s easy to cultivate and delivers a satisfying experience that calms you down and fills your body with a warm, cradling glow. Originally a photoperiod cultivar from the Pacific Northwest, this cultivar is a testament to Phylos's innovative breeding expertise, showcasing their ability to preserve the main qualities of a cultivar while introducing the fast flowering aspect that autoflowers bring.
Grease Monkey Lineage and Genetics
Bred from two incredibly potent cultivars, Grease Monkey brings the most powerful traits from GG#4 and Cookies and Cream to give users a sedative yet joyful effect. GG#4 brings a lot of uplifting cerebral aspects, while the Cookies and Cream brings that sedative experience that makes this a perfect evening smoke.
Growing Grease Monkey Seeds
Cultivating Grease Monkey is a breeze. Thanks to its breeding and resilience, it’s an excellent choice for all levels of cultivators. It’s ideal for those who appreciate the quick-growing nature of autoflowering cultivars and a unique, robust aroma. It has well-sized colas and medium-density flowers that grow in a Christmas tree-like structure, with the plant's focus being on the top cola.
Grow Time
This cultivar completes its cycle in about 70 days from sowing, making it a fast and efficient choice for rapid cultivation.
Growing Indoors and Outdoors
Suitable for indoor and outdoor cultivation, Grease Monkey reaches a moderate height of 45-53 cm (17-21 inches) and fits well in various spaces, whether in a closet or grown closely together in a field.
Preferred Climate and Conditions
Grease Monkey prefers an average temperature range of 70-80°F but can tolerate a broader range if need be. It thrives in moderate humidity levels of 50-70% RH.
Yield
Expect yields of 1.32-1.68 oz/sq ft (398-506 g/sq m), making it a rewarding cultivar for the quality you get from it despite its compact size.
Experiencing Grease Monkey
Grease Monkey provides a calm, euphoric, and joyful experience, ideal for relaxation, enjoyment, and winding down one's evening. Its rich pine and sweet, skunky gas aroma complement this.
Aroma and Taste
The cultivar is characterized by a unique combination of pine and sweet, skunky gas, offering a deep and satisfying sensory experience for individuals looking for the candy-gas combination that’s taken over the world of cannabis for the past five years.
Certificate of Analysis
You don't have to take our word for it. The lab results can be delved into further using the PDF attached below. We'll also make sure to update and add more verifiable proof of the quality of these seeds over time.
Grease Monkey Seeds for Sale
You can buy Grease Monkey seeds per separate pack of 5, 10 or 20 seeds.
When you buy Grease Monkey seeds we offer:
- Free shipping to all U.S. states
- Guaranteed arrival of your order
- Guaranteed germination of your seeds
Happy growing!
Cultivar Profile
A quick overview of Grease Monkey Autoflower Seeds
- Adverse Reactions
- Cottonmouth, Dry eyes
- Autoflower Total Growth Cycle
- 70 days
- Brand
- Phylos
- Bud Structure
- Medium Density, Medium Size
- CBD Level
- Low
- CBD Percentage
- 0
- CBG Level
- Low
- CBG Percentage
- 0
- Climate
- Outdoor, Indoor, Sunny, Continental, Mediterranean
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Effects
- Calm, Euphoric, Joyful
- Genotype
- Indica Dominant
- Harvest Height
- Short
- Lineage
- Grease Monkey x EZBake AF
- Optimal Growing Temperature
- 65-80°F
- Optimal Humidity Level
- 50-70%
- Plant Type
- Autoflower, Indica
- Taste and Aroma
- Gas, Pine, Skunky, Sweet
- Terpenes
- Alpha-Pinene, Beta-Caryophyllene, Beta-Myrcene, Beta-Pinene, Ocimene
- THC Level
- Medium
- THC Percentage
- 17
- THCV Percentage
- 0
- Total Terpene Percentage
- 1.0
- Yield Potential
- 510 gr/m²