Grease Monkey Autoflower Seeds
Unique Flavor: Pine and skunky gas blend for a potent musky aroma.- Autoflowering Simplicity: Ideal for those who prefer fast and effortless autoflowering strains.
- Power-packed Indica: "This strain offers a relaxing and euphoric high, perfect for nighttime use."
- Approachable for All Growers: This cultivar is easy to grow and yields heavily with strong flavors, making it suitable for beginners and experienced cultivators.
- Exclusive Genetics: Phylos' autoflower combines the best of traditional photoperiod with quicker turnaround.
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Choosing Seeds
Feminized seeds flower and grow weed when they receive less than 12 hours of light per day. Harvest outdoors in fall, or indoors after 15-20 weeks. Professional growers use these.
Autoflower seeds grow small, easy-growing plants that you can harvest in 10-14 weeks. Great for new growers, small spaces, and multiple harvests per season!
How To Germinate
Germination is guaranteed when you soak the seeds in water up to 72 hours in darkness. When it shows a tail, put it in loose soil with fertilizer. Keep it light and damp and a seedling will appear!
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Buy Grease Monkey Seeds
- Unique Flavor: Pine and skunky gas blend for a potent musky aroma.
- Autoflowering Simplicity: Ideal for those who prefer fast and effortless autoflowering strains.
- Power-packed Indica: "This strain offers a relaxing and euphoric high, perfect for nighttime use."
- Approachable for All Growers: This cultivar is easy to grow and yields heavily with strong flavors, making it suitable for beginners and experienced cultivators.
- Exclusive Genetics: Phylos' autoflower combines the best of traditional photoperiod with quicker turnaround.
Grease Monkey is an intriguing autoflowering hybrid that combines the hearty flavors of pine and gas with the convenience of a quick grow cycle. Its genetics of Grease Monkey crossed with EZBake AF create a cultivar that’s easy to cultivate and delivers a satisfying experience that calms you down and fills your body with a warm, cradling glow. Originally a photoperiod cultivar from the Pacific Northwest, this cultivar is a testament to Phylos's innovative breeding expertise, showcasing their ability to preserve the main qualities of a cultivar while introducing the fast flowering aspect that autoflowers bring.
Grease Monkey Lineage and Genetics
Bred from two incredibly potent cultivars, Grease Monkey brings the most powerful traits from GG#4 and Cookies and Cream to give users a sedative yet joyful effect. GG#4 brings a lot of uplifting cerebral aspects, while the Cookies and Cream brings that sedative experience that makes this a perfect evening smoke.
| Plant Type | Feminized Autoflower |
| Genotype | Indica |
| Lineage | Grease Monkey x EZBake AF |
| THC | 17% ± 2% |
| CD | < 1% |
| Total Terpenes | 1.0% ± 1.0% |
| Terpenes | Beta-Myrcene, Ocimene, Beta-Caryophyllene, Alpha-Pinene, Beta-Pinene |
| Taste and smell | Pine, Sweet, Skunk, Gas |
| Yields | 1.32-1.68 oz/sq ft (398-506 g/sq m) |
| Difficulty | Easy |
| Optimal Temperature | 65-80°F (will tolerate 55-90°F) |
| Humidity | 50-70% RH |
| Height Indoor | 45-53 cm (17-21 inches) |
| Autoflower Total Growth Cycle | 70 days after sowing |
| Bud Structure | Medium |
| Effects | Calm, Euphoric, Joyful |
Growing Grease Monkey Seeds
Cultivating Grease Monkey is a breeze. Thanks to its breeding and resilience, it’s an excellent choice for all levels of cultivators. It’s ideal for those who appreciate the quick-growing nature of autoflowering cultivars and a unique, robust aroma. It has well-sized colas and medium-density flowers that grow in a Christmas tree-like structure, with the plant's focus being on the top cola.
Grow Time
This cultivar completes its cycle in about 70 days from sowing, making it a fast and efficient choice for rapid cultivation.
Growing Indoors and Outdoors
Suitable for indoor and outdoor cultivation, Grease Monkey reaches a moderate height of 45-53 cm (17-21 inches) and fits well in various spaces, whether in a closet or grown closely together in a field.
Preferred Climate and Conditions
Grease Monkey prefers an average temperature range of 70-80°F but can tolerate a broader range if need be. It thrives in moderate humidity levels of 50-70% RH.
Yield
Expect yields of 1.32-1.68 oz/sq ft (398-506 g/sq m), making it a rewarding cultivar for the quality you get from it despite its compact size.
Experiencing Grease Monkey
Grease Monkey provides a calm, euphoric, and joyful experience, ideal for relaxation, enjoyment, and winding down one's evening. Its rich pine and sweet, skunky gas aroma complement this.
Aroma and Taste
The cultivar is characterized by a unique combination of pine and sweet, skunky gas, offering a deep and satisfying sensory experience for individuals looking for the candy-gas combination that’s taken over the world of cannabis for the past five years.
Certificate of Analysis
You don't have to take our word for it. The lab results can be delved into further using the PDF attached below. We'll also make sure to update and add more verifiable proof of the quality of these seeds over time.
Grease Monkey Seeds for Sale
You can buy Grease Monkey seeds per separate pack of 5, 10 or 20 seeds.
When you buy Grease Monkey seeds we offer:
- Free shipping to all U.S. states
- Guaranteed arrival of your order
- Guaranteed germination of your seeds
Happy growing!
